A Belgian, a Dutchman, an atractive lady and an old woman are in a train. The train goes through a tunnel. A punch is heard. When the train leaves the tunnel, the Dutchman is rubbing his eye.
The old lady thinks: Oh my, while we were in that tunnel, that man has been touching that girl!
The girl thinks: Oh my, while we were in that tunnel, that man has been touching that woman!

The Belgian thinks: in the next tunnel, I will beat that Dutchman's other eye!

Hahahahahahaha :)

hehe great :)

mba

master of business administration?

i typed something but backspaced it and went for three letters.. i thought it was good sounding to say aloud: 'mmbah'

a duck walks into a pond, the frog says 'hey, whats with the quacking'... get it? quacking. Instead of ' whats up with the long face'... get it?

Rösti (pronounced as rusty with a French R) is an original Swiss food, more exactly from the German speaking part of Switzerland, and originally meant as a breakfast meal.

To make Rösti you need 250 grams of potato per person. Peel the potatos and grate them into small parts. Dry the bunch with a kitchen towel, put everything in a bowl. Cut an onion into small parts and add this to the potatos. Add an egg and a bit of flower and mix it until it becomes dough-like.
Heat up a pan with a bit of corn oil and put the dough into it. Let it heat up for a few minutes, from time to time you'll have to check if a crust has formed on the bottom. Slide it over into a dish to flip it over and put it back in the pan to heat up the other side.

After a while you'll have some sort of cake. It's delicious!

hwooww yeah!

oh man oh man oh man oh man!

this RULES!

I miss Scumby in a way too.

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nice one dan! was checking out your youtube vids, cool stuff

I have watched your last video and couldn't resist to find out where it was filmed. I found and saw it on Google Maps, interesting!

...yes utube fun...Free Candy has like 7 events all in a row, now, hopefully I get home to vid some new chit from dat...hope the po po don't look all that up n give me a driving award for making the 500 make some noize out back...shhhhh...

The po po doesn't know how Google Maps works

fuck 'em

it's sunday, time to do laundry. i already ate the french toast. if it were saturday then de la soul roller skating would be on my speakers but i missed out

i rarely eat french toast, or sweets in general. why today? i already ate breakfast early, then forgot about having made plans to go out to breakfast with out of town friends. so when i got the call i just had to go, and somehow felt pressured to buy something even though i wasn't hungry. the french toast was pretty awesome though! now to laundry and music time

Do you eat French Fries sometimes? Those are Belgian. Honest.

yeah at least once a month, or maybe every two months. only when i go out to a couple bars here in town that do fries really well, fries are really good things. that's crazy that fries are belgian! i thought you were kidding around, now i see the light. waffles too right?

Belgian waffles are Belgian indeed, but they're not the most representive food if you ask me. Belgian wa

ffles are called "Brussels Waffles" in Belgium. French fries got their name when foreigners ate it for the first time in Belgium, hearing people talking French (Belgium has three official languages: Dutch (flemish), French and German) - that's where the name came from. But once again: Fries are BELGIAN :)

a thing to be proud of for sure! i feel like the usa is lacking in big food discoveries, but i'm sure there are many. i'm ready to learn something if anyone has any knowledge on what the usa has for a claim to fame. i know southern u.s. food is pretty unique, and some east coast stuff new england etc.

oh yeah, wikipedia! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_cuisine

<3 it!!!

draw love, yanbu. i feel like we ain't friends no more.. to been too long for anyting

i mean it in a loving way, no whiny

ahshit, i know. a drawcation was not on my to-do list. i miss being active in the draw/collab/comment relationship here, it's a huge part of my life for years and years!

the thing is i never really went away, i just had such a block, i couldn't seem to contribute. i'm sorry about not being active creatively, or even more conversationally. it's been a roller coaster year on so many fronts. i know what you mean though, and appreciate you posting that comment. i've been looking at the site every day or every other day so i'm on the other side of things, still following and keeping up with everything, it feels like i never left. i just wasn't contributing, or really able to, so it probably looked like i was never here. is that a palindrome? i don't know, probably not.

ah! good to hear it mang! i finally got a website up, but I am waiting for the real deal to unveil it, but the url is pretty straight forward.. anyhow.. i hope that now that I have a site I can experiment more and maybe be able to help you with any requests at this site.. like the javascript oekaki program you don't need Java for and maybe restyling the galleries to be easier to find tings and whatnot!! yeaa!
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ribz what is the url!?!? inquiring minds need to know!!

fatribz.com!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!muthafuckaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss~!!~~~!~!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

d'oh

hahaha!

not grey or gray

i meant to draw, but instead this happened. i need some training wheels!

this reminds me of Laguardia airport for some reason.

cool effect btw. i completely imagine the world outside teh car window when I see this. Downtown Bronx edition.

yanbuyanbuyanbuyanbuyanbuyanbuyanbuyanbuyanbuyanbuyanbuyanbuyanbuyanbuyanbuyanbuyanbuyanbuyanbuyanbuyanbuyanbuyanbuyanbuyanbuyanbuyanbuyanbuyanbuyanbuyanbuyanbuyanbuyanbuyanbuyanbuyanbuyanbuyanbuyanbuyanbuyanbuyanbuyanbuyanbuyanbuyanbuyanbu i never knew!

How wonderfully anal-retentive!

likey

A few years ago a friend and I started a musical project, with the plan to create a concept-album about a couple called Gerald & Nancy.

Gerald was a mix of Iggy Pop (anger), Lenny Kravitz (looks), Prince (talent & sex-drive). Plus that, he was addicted to sex, drugs and beer.

In every song "something happened", like it was a film with sound only.
Every occurance in the song had to be a serious problem for Gerald and Nancy, but very funny for the listener.

We created two songs. I might put them live someday...

oh my momma am I laughing. i can't wait any longer for Gerald and Nancy but I will do anything for love!

It's on its way to you Fatz!

i can't even breathe

and i can't believe you've been holding out this whole time

so happy right now

makes me wanna do the side to side

this is the awesome

Have a good one

you too buddy

cheers

Draw a stickman (or be more creative) at www.drawastickman.com and see what happens!

dat antialias

oh i was zoomed and thought you got a lucky glitch!

♫ I want to break free, I want to break free. I want to break free from your lies, you're so self-satisfied and I don't need you. I got to break free...

♫ GOT NOSE, got nose I want to break free

haha! got nose, it does sound like that!

howdy

oyyyyyyyyyyyyy

yoooooooooooooo!!!!!!

yoooooo indeeeeeeeed!

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nicey

...yeah, Free Candy!

FatRibs, your drawing made me think of something I "saw" a few weeks ago. I can't exactly recall if these colours are right... I saw a sort of road on the edge of a mountain. Two people were standing at the edge, they had to cross this road. The road was made of large, egg-shaped rocks, larger than the people standing there. They only could cross the road by jumping on the rocks and NOT FALL OFF!

i always love when I get to revist places i've been to in dreams and continue my exploration. maybe the story here will untold over time and you can share with us the true nature of the egg shaped rocks and the road they form.

It might refer to my job situation. I work in a factory for almost 21 years. Things have happened, things have changed, I don't like my job anymore and I have been looking for another job for 5 years already. Now I have the chance to work at the Martens brewery which is just right across the street! So this scene might state that it's hard to cross the road (because it's difficult to leave something behind where I have been half of my life) and it also might mean that I'm not supposed to go back, just cross this road and move on... Just change my job and move on, in life

http://www.10eastern.com/Gallery/gallery.php?did=25278&pageNum=26 : view from my front door... I have to decide tomorrow, will I go work there or not? Would be convenient: walk only 260 metres to the entrance at the back of the building, not having to take the car to work

what is that? a brewery??

FIND THE BEST ROUTE @
http://www.tomscott.com/realworldracer/#

Yes it's the Martens Brewery. This is what I see when I look to the left from my front door: http://www.10eastern.com/Gallery/gallery.php?did=6282&pageNum=35

cool

got a call yesterday... It's not gonna happen, things have been cancelled. Dammit, how cool would it have been to work within a two minute walk from my front door

dang... well great draw! really like this

Did you dream this? I have the strangest dreams! Last night I dreamt that I read the url http://100 . 0 (including the spaces) somewhere, and a warning that visiting it would kick out most of your friends on Facebook, delete all your e-mail contactss and erase all numbers on your cellphone. I don't know why I couldn't resist to try anyway. The warnings were real.

soul stirring dreams newness? simcity sim-moon

fufr, its best to remove facebook pals. but not before getting their numbers and calling them up to meet for a midnight frisbee mission on the roofs.

yeas, i dream about toe jam and earl from time to time, they are some ov da most rewarding dreams for depth of flavor.

fatribz is bonkers still and yet

wow, spell shunt and tell me whats up. i never knew shunt was a word in the English language

I first thought it was a brand of concrete lids from chimneys, you know... there down below at the bottom of the chimney, it covers the hole where you can take away the superfluous ashes... Or hide porn magazines... At least it's where I got my username from, we had a stove at my parent's house and there was a small concrete lid with the word "shunt" carved into it. It has always intrigued me, and when I started to use the internet and needed a username, that came to mind.

It's also a medical term!

How do you spell "cup" ?

that's easy! SEA YEW PEA!

"love is in the air"

that link blue my mind

why did I forget a 3 in that link.... Only Got nose!
http://users.skynet.be/fb203349/10e/cup.jpg

After the drawrings collabs, the music collabs...

http://users.skynet.be/fb203349/10e/Shunt ft. Fat Ribz - Cake n' Ketchup.mp3

daaylight !

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spring forward
fall back
holler!

Fatz! I could use some sound files made by YOU! No matter what, short snippets or funny sounds, you singing or rapping something, anything! I'm working on a song consisting of various fragments from all thinkable and unthinkable sources! It has a 120bpm tempo, up till now it lasts 2'45". You got my e-mail address... Thanks in advance!

sent!

thanks! I'm drunk now (really) - I'll have to listen to it in the morning before I leave for work, or in the afternoon/evening

There's Cake n' Ketchup in this fridge

totally awesome video games!!!!!!!!!!
energize!
lemme have a quarter!
wiggle left!

I want lsdudes gear forever

haha! yes thanks! man, we are opening up for kool keith next month howsithappen? i dont know but excited

http://lost-theory.org/fatribz/Mixdawn.mp3


I tried!

Yesterday I put the cd I compiled with your songs in my car radio, your music makes me happy! Shouldn't the 10E compilation cd be ehmmmmm compiled now?

Münster listening in..

was it enjoyable??

very much so, you crazy person!!
the answering machine part cracked me up.

i have no idea how to draw what i want to.. here's to you, buddy