The spectre of the bear in my dreams still loomed over us as Jenna Jameson and I began our quest into "Bear Country." It would be a long trip, but I would avenge my step-brother in law's death at the hands of Virgo Intacta. The name was handed down by the last settlement of Latin speaking philosopher's in the midwest...no one could have foreseen the horror raged upon them by Virgo Intacta. Jenna asks me if I want a hj...I saw maybe later, this bear figure in the middle of the road is kinda creeping me out.

Vir prudens non contra ventum mingit
Part 1 of "The Bear Dreamquest"

lol - I like the bear - you look like Ash on Evil Dead. Even if you died, you died with Jenna. Not a bad way to go.