Rip, you might have thought the past couple of years have been bad: freddy got fingered, MIB one and two, but don't worry. None of that even happened. Remember when the alien baby burst out of your abdomen eight years ago at that show for NASA? Well, I was part of your clean-up crew. I took you to my house where, in my basement, I set up a virtual reality Matrix. None of what's happened to you has really happened. Because in reality, in the real world, I've been raping you in my basement for the past eight years and feeding you nothing but edible panties. At least you didn't get cum on you from an ELEPHANT.

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this explains everything!

feel stupod for asking but is rip torn ad?

wow i am stupid.. i even spelled stupid wrong.. god im an idiot..

hell nooooo!!! rip torn is my little brother.