I CAN'T TAKE THE HUMILIATION ANY MORE!! I'M MORE THAN JUST A JOKE!! I'LL SHOW THEM ALL..THEY'LL ALL BE SORRY WHEN THEY HEAR ABOUT WHAT I DID BECAUSE OF THEIR RIDICULE!! THERE WON'T BE ANYTHING FUNNY ABOUT FINDING OL' RIP TORN HANGING DEAD IN HIS BACHELOR PAD FROM THE ELEPHANT DICK PROP FROM "FREDDY GOT FINGERED!!"

dude these are too good. people are going to start hating you and resenting your talent.

how odd, I also have a crate of onions.

No!!!!