so, if ya dont know, im a dog walker by trade. i havent worked all week except a little yesterday and today because of a back injury, so needless to say, im a bit edgy. i got a group of 3 dogs and we come up on a house. the owner comes out the front door and stands there right as we are walking by. i know he his watching, making sure the dogs dont soil his yard so im extra cautious. one of the dogs decided to take a poop anyway (ironically, the same dog that pooped in my car about a half an hour previous). the guy starts on be about the dog pooping. "Why do you have the dog poop there, go down the street for that!" im like, your kidding right? He keeps on it. i tell him to put up a sign then. then he starts threatening me with the $500 fine. im like, Dude, thats if i dont pick it up! i have tons of bags on me. im gonna pick it up. Then he's all like, Im gonna tell the owners. PFFFF! im like, Who the hell do you think you are? you know what, your an asshole! you hear me, ASSHOLE!!! and he just kept bitching about the poop, which now was in a bag. man, how i wanted desperately to throw that bag of poop right at his head. an image of poop splattered all over his face kept playing in my head. people can be so friggin rediculous sometimes.

just a rant, sorry.

I would have biffed that cock sucker up side the head with a loaf of dog shit. It would have been well worth the assault charge. I would tell that bastard that when you get out of jail your comming back for him. Ive been putting up with ass holes all day. Some times you need to go phsyco on people to get them to shut the phuck up.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!

you should get some 'round-up' weed killer and write 'poop' in his yard

HAHAHA!!!!

everytime i drive by his house now, i give it the evil eye. maybe enough of em will warrant some kinda hex..