a ufo flying over a golf course? now dont tell me you saw that happen in chitown...

Hopefully it gobbled up Tiger Woods and Alice Cooper.

i actually was out on the green of my penthouse atop the sears tower, showing tiger some wkkd moves, when alice dropped by from his home planet to share his fresh-out-of-the-oven satan brownies. later that evening i was juggling children when yanbu showed up on his bike. he told me he found a sewer drain that suprisingly ran from grand rapids to chicago, right under the lake. we sat back and drank rum and cokes as cooper banged on a kettle drum with his eyelashes.

lemme guess...you recorded all that, but on the tape theres nothing but static. when you play it backwards it sounds like a hoarse voice that recites passages from a book you havent even read yet, but are going to around christmas time