are you a grade school or pre-school teacher?
do you have an unruly student that just will not listen?
are you at your wits end and cant seem to control them?

NO PROBLEM!

just call your local authorities and we will send down 3 police officers to handcuff and detain any child out of control.

just remember, YOU may not be able to strike a child, but we shure can! i mean really, we aren't going to arrest ourselves.

thank you and god bless.


sponsored by
"republicans for safer schools"
and
"fundementalists-r-us"

yeah that's somthin'...and it goes to the other extreme...did you hear about the retarded girl getting raped at school and the principal did not want to call the police...the peoples are OUT OF CONTROL...

That kid looks a little old to be in grade school.

i dont know if i should laugh or weep...