theres this group of people on the
internet thinkin balloons are
aliens in disguise. theyre using
deceptive advanced intelligent
mimicry of balloons and birds n
shit and trying to fool everyone
cept the people who signal them
with their minds or lasers. wild
stuff. encouraging humans to point
lasers in the sky is a bad idea
cuz its illegal though, so maybe
aliens want us to get arrested

oyyy!!