pea man

STOP IT!!! this definitely includes also pea-man, or m&m-man or whatever-man! it is similar and it is too much. not even for me!

ha

even....I meant not "only" for me...

ok...since i touched a nerve

it would be nice for this issue to stop here. there are many people here who've been contributing incredible work with respect to others for quite a long time, and a small few who seem to have little. i think we've all put many hours of time into drawing here and are fueled on by each others work. i have put a lot of work into maintaining this area and trying to keep things interesting without being too imposing, and creating boards based on your ideas.

please use these boards with some respect, thanks

Yanbu you are an elitist facist who is trying his upmost to censor art. Shame on you!

that's not the case here, i'm asking for people to have some respect! and asking for the drama surrounding the lard man issue to stop, nothing more.

consider pea man officialy deceased, i have nothing but respect for all artists and for this site..i was just having a bit of fun.

to I Love Lardman - does the act of moderating my website and trying to stop conflict make me an elitist and a fascist?

i dont think so... thumbs up yanbu

Maybe just an elitist. There have been some very creative and funny lardman pics which have had lots of positive responses. Infact, I refer back to my original statement when i said you were a facist elitist for the pure fact that just because you don't like something, you are trying to rid of it. Creative expression is a basic right that we all should be able to indulge in even if it's for fun only. I thought that's what your website was all about.

I apologise if you are trying to keep this a serious art WEBSITE

i am responding to the artists here, this is NOT just my opinion. do you see the response to this issue by the other people drawing? i agree there have been a few good lardmen pics, but the response to emma has been a bit hostile, especially from the lardmen. should i rename the website to "emma's lardman testing grounds?" i should count them just in the last day, so so many. i've been maintaining these boards for over a year and haven't seen any issue like this. this isn't an issue of i don't like your drawing and am going to delete it or some artistic snobbery, it's an issue of watching someone selfishly use this site and not take note of other people's feelings. many people have voiced things that have obviously not made any difference to her. i'm here to mediate this.

you know, there is a fine line between great/funny/provocative ART and just being plain obnoxious.

thats not it at all. most of the people that have contirbuted here have done so in a positive way. in an unselfish way. free from seriousness. good people doing good drawings, inspired by each other (regardless of talent or not, cause what is talent really) it just seems that as of late, it has taken on the role of so many other sites that are void of any sense of community, i.e: blograffiti. i long for the days of the drama-less undersanding that was never talked about here, but, was understood regardless. anyway, take it however you want.

thanks mf!

jesus christ, I missed a lot of interesting drama...kinda sad to see this sort of stuff happen. lets get drunk!!

okay! chocolate milk and cookies it is then!

just like to point out that for such a hard criticizer of "elitist bastards" old lardman was a little tough on a serious art website, yanbu you do a great job with this site and i think anybody here who actually gives two shits about what they draw agrees with me.

btw my post up there was a reply to i love lardman, not to yanbu...

ditto

...

...She waits patiently...the morning mist clings to her fenders like a satin sheet....

NICE (to both)
The blueish tones... is this the submerged vehicle?

...not meant to be...but it could be I guess...

hell, I think now its enough with all that lard-mans...I cant see it anymore...

yea...your probably right....i just got a bit carried away

B.A.

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal

drawrings resumed

omg... what have u done?

nothing more than ask for the lardman issue to be silenced! are you blind to the previous giant vat of drawings with people blowing out lard mans brains and chopping him in half, not mention the flood of lard man in general. it's not too much to ask for a curb and some respect, in my eyes

im sorry - i tried to just ignore this lardman crap as best as i could, but when this morning emma found a way to get to this board and continued drawing them, i couldnt help myself. wasnt the most mature thing to do. thats for sure.

spread it on your toast

inspired by lard poetry

thats sick

thats sick

like a knife through butter

ha aha aha ahahahahahaha

who did this?

who drew this???

oh sorry this was supposed to go into the hybrids board. anyways.

Lard
You can see it
In the clouds up in the sky

Lard
Floats by in clusters
In our water supply

Lard
It's all of us, man
In our pores and in our hair

Lard's
What we conceal
With these corny clothes we wear

Lard is all
Lard is divine
Lard is control
Lard whips and chains our soul

Lard, We carry credit cards
Lard, We live in fear of art

Lard is the OM
Lard is revolution
Lard is the tapeworm
In the bottle of cheap tequila
That comes alive at night
And sneaks up
And bites your nipple

Lard
Lard

Nowadays, most of us need someone
To run our personal life
Someone to see that
The plants are watered,
Someone to make sure the place is clean,
Someone to make sure dinner is waiting,
Someone to call for theatre tickets,
Someone to make up those cheap excuses

What we need is

Lard, The answer
Lard, The dancer
Lard, The ointment
Lard, The dream
Absorb it
Inflame it
Respect it
Molest it
The country right now just wants to be
Soothed, and told it doesn't have to pay or
Sacrifice or learn
No one is over the hill
When the mountain comes to Mohammed

Lard
Lard
Lard

Lard, We love to eat
Lard, We love to pray
Lard, Mold over mind
Lard, Hooray

Every time I take a crap
It's a cosmic experience

Religion and chemicals
Are the key to the future

Next time we have sex
Just pretend I'm Ed Meese

The weasels have it down, man
It's a whole new age

Lard

Which would you prefer
A computer or a gun

The sharks out lived the dinosaurs, you know

Pity the poor trainer
In the stable when the race horse farts

Poison oak really is
The aphrodisiac of the Gods

When people are asleep
We must all become alarm clocks

Hey, man
Life is my college

It's Dental Floss of the mind
Who will babysit the babysitters

Ever hear about that guy in New York whose dick
Fell off in the bath after he shot it full of coke

It's OK to run out of butter in Zambia
Just smear squashed caterpillars on your toast

Waiter, there's a terrorist in my soup
Which came first- Max Headroom or Gerald Ford

Are you a man or are you a mouse
If you love your fun- Die for it

And feel
The Power of Lard
The Power of Lard
The Power of Lard
The Power of Lard

prophetic words.

wow kiddo! i completely forgot about that song! brilliant!

yeah i sorta remembered it this morning. wonder why. cool song tho. :)

who is that song by?....

the bands name is LARD, its jello biafra (you know dead kennedys and so on) plus some other guys

cool i'll check em out...great lyrics

al jourgensen from ministry partakes in lard

oh! i think i knew that! but i forgot. but that makes sense, hence the sequenced sound probably.

he ate my chicken!

ha ha

i think there should be a lard man board on here!

yeah most definitely. but you cant do cocks in there then.

HA

giant lard-man!

lard man melts

trippy clown sorrow

party??s over!

nice

the one by the door knows its been caught

all of em. its gotta be a massacre with the lawn mower!

braindead style

hell's yeah. hands down, best horror scene....ever!

what movie was this from?

Braindead

in the states, it is known as "dead alive"

Oh no shit!!!! Ill have to see if i can still find it. 80,s gore flix are the best...cheesy fx and all.

oh. its not 80s tho its from the earlier ninenties...fun movie if i recall correctly

this movie is suprisingly easy to find now (mainly because the director went on to do to that little tirlogy known as "LOTR". you can get it at any best buy. but be sure to get the unrated version. not the "R" rated. also check out "meet the feebles". award winning :)

do you mean evil dead? also Army of Darkness is quite beautiful

nope. peter jackson did dead alive. sam raimi did evil dead and the spider-man movies.

jeesum..im such a DORK!!

either way, all movies mentioned are bad assed.

i'll drink to that!

lardman ate me!

lard man / jurasic park

dont come any closer lard man!

gig part 3. feat lard man

lol! very good!

yahoo smiley face!

hybird:http://www.10eastern.com/oekakihybrid/picture.cgi

gig part 2 (looks better if you scwint)

my sister wants to know why does the ppl in the crowd look like lard-man

i was gonna do em yellow....next one'll be lard man gig

lol

MY sunday dinner...

wont that be abit hard? i will save u some!

wont that be abit hard? i will save u some!

yeah, pls send with fedex to germany. maybe I get it tonight...

ok

my sunday dinner!

gig part 1

this blood....so many blood....whose blood...?

this blood....so many blood....whose blood...?

kill em all

kill who?

metallica

yes please

giant lard man!