I would watch American Idol if this dude was singing.

Would you please pass the chips.

ohhhh!!!!nooo not again i dont want a die
now that i typed i dont want to die i want to sing bohemion raphidy by queen
Is this the real life ?
Is this just fantasy ?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me

Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooo - (anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

I see a little silhouette of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro - magnifico

But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go - will you let me go
Bismillah! No - we will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go - let me go (never)
Never let you go - let me go
Never let me go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
For me
For me

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh baby - can't do this to me baby
Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters - nothing really matters to me

Anyway the wind blows...

wildly successful experimental healthcookie batch #4/d (!)

Hey, I know her!!

so pumped to see the rencen this weekend!@!#@# NARF NARF NARF NARF

.....

greatness!

The key blade rocks.

I like the key blade too.

tainted love

taint!

ed. love

lovely

caution

looks like the openeing animation for the old original Duke Nuke'm 3D

Fuck YEAH! It's time to kickass and chew and bubblegum.

Kabooom!

...recently released video shows without a doubt, a flying grilled cheese sandwich crashed into the Pentagon 9/11/01...completely debunking any conspiries involving what happened on that terrible day...

aintcha takin this a lil 2 lightly?

...no...just trying to make a point...

...but I suspect a finely detailed video or images of an airliner going into the Pentagon will be released shortly, as soon as they are done with it...there is only 84 cameras looking at this side of the building so it takes time I reckon'...

Dude, I saw Fox News and Bush said it was an airplane.
Why don't you beleive our president? He has never lied. Ever! Hahaha!!

as in <eine inspiration

dun< shane.

great oekaki

thx :D

http://www.amirtofangsazan.blogspot.com/
Hello. My name is Amir Massoud Tofangsazan and i live in Barnet. I'm 19 but pretend to be a lot older and like to pretend that I'm a big businessman when I'm not actually that clever. on 29th November 2005 I sold a laptop on eBay.
Although the buyer paid the ?375 total within a few days, it took me nearly two months before i bothered to post the laptop. What the buyer didn't know was that it differed slightly from its description on ebay. Rather than having 2Gb of RAM, it only had 512Mb. It also didnt have a DVD-RW as described. Perhaps most importantly of all, the laptop didn't actually work! haha genius! Selling a 'working' laptop that doesn't work! Despite polite requests from the seller, I denied anything was wrong and refused to refund his money, then i agreed to but of course didn't. Then I claimed to have moved to Dubai and hoped he'd forget about it.

But he didn't forget about it. He took the hard disk out and behold! one laptop crammed with pictures that I really should have deleted before trying to sell it!

.....

Today I found a wallet with 50 dollars in it. So, I wanted to sell it because it was a nice wallet. It was a very nice, nice wallet and I found it on the ground and I sold it on e-bay for 50 dollars. And it was a nice wallet.

you didnt click the link, did ya.

Yes, I just clicked the link you stupid fuck. Thanks alot. I'm a christian and I don't agree with that filthiness. So stick a tire iron up your ass fuck-neck.

sorry :(
chill, man!
jesus christ!

Haha, sorry, I was kidding. I love porn.

oekaki (for !!!nichole)

your drawrings are neat and amazing and need no introduction to the Lions Club International

oooooo, is lovely.
i have hawk claw hanging from a string in my front doorway. this is nicer.

thats my hawkclaw

perch

nice...

i wrote this in dead persons blood so i really do see dead people so i guess i lierd ...
any way if ur kanoing in the backyard & all the wheels fall off how many pancakes does it take to cover the dog hoese roof

211

211

12 because cows dont like strawberrys
duh are u stupid or somthing

theme

weird. but good weird.

thanks. but weird thanks.

dry wall skate team

Get this, The largest user of drywall is who? Diary Queen, no shit, it is true! They use it to make the soft serve stand up. Just in case you wanted to know. which I doubt you all do.

I hate when I comment cause it sends you back to the beginning, wtf. Could you guys change that sucks to start over.

aqueduct

the cream of the crop

Wish I had more time to fill the whole square.....oh well.

mad cow...

nice]

picasso 2k

Whoo, neat.

ty

but it is a good movie

jesus... this is good. i love the typo

there is no typo

Y tu mam? tambi?n is good too.

oh excuse me. hallucinations.. ts ts

you meant maybe typo-graphy?

oui c'est ca

loopdog/k(l)ix/fatribz, you three've been tearing these boards a new one lately...commendation!

with your help :)

plasman

ooo,oooh

this fucker rocks

thx. this rucker focks

long draw vacation

who drew? very nice.