New guy on the job. I hear his name all the time. I get blamed for things due to him.... Howcome He gets to drive the new truck, Howcome He gets to use the new loader, Howcome he gets to do that job, Howcome He doesn't have to drive for the sewer plant? Howcome He needs to go......

I recognize all things you mention.

At my last job there was also someone called Howcome He and someone called Whyduzhee Gettoo.

I think they had a secret love together.

I don't know about your workplace but there it was caused by brown nosing.

...work sucks, I'm about done with it...

Brown nosing and fanny patting seem to be a sport where I work. When I worked security there was a guy named Someone Musthave. He cased me more problems. 10 more years and I can say goodbye to Howcome He and all his brethren. State retirement.

Brown Nosing and the accompanying lies and false accusations, ignorant behaviour and more upfuckery has given me a burn-out after summer of 2014.

Some guy from health care helped me out, he tought me a way to leave that shit factory in a very quick and decent way.

No bounty for 25 years of service (24 yrs, 4 mnths) but also no more fuckery, no more being accused for having one ass hair too many or for breathing in when I should have breathed out and other rediculousness. I left the job, the hateful boss and his loverboys. I never felt so freed as I did when I walked out after signing the last documents. I took some months off to reload my batteries and I started a course to become a pedagogue. Two and a half years of learning (which is VERY amusing and interesting and satisfying) I'll have a fantastic job.

I won. Thanks everyone for bullying me out!
Yeah :)

I had a job for about 6 years...similar situation, the boss and his buddies made sport of trying to trip me up, every chance they could. Near the end they transfered him out..I felt so odd, like I didnt belong there at all, it wasn t to longer after I left and went truckin again...ah, live en learn rite?

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great!

has he set his beard on fire?

...how how how...

Afterburnah!

...you might not see him in person, but he'll see you just the same...

...how how how how 57:13 ...

Saw the vid. Made me laff :)

Wow! This is greatness!

...or 999 if you wish

Still thinking what to draw for my 1000th draw

hehheh

Yeah, I'll sling mop today but I'm not staying late or working this weekend.

you're right!

At least I still get heavy equipment pay for it.

i like the drawing

#997

hot dang

996

Zhe neh vieve
Always wanting to receive

joo hear about the GM fraud shite in uzbekistan?
http://automotivelogistics.media/news/top-gm-uzbekistan-execs-arrested-over-fraud-allegations

♡♥😍

RING A DING DING

Love the smell of two stroke exhaust. Wish they made women's perfume that stunk of Golden Spectro.

If it's not out there, why don't you fill that hole in the market!

Perfumes that reek of somethings!

For my Linda D. ♥♡♥

HAWT!

:)

Drawr #990.

This week I'll post my 1000stdth drawr

on fire, man! congratulations

hell YES! :)

hehe thanks : )

Mind Blown!!!

um .. um ..
...phhhissszzzzzllleeeeee....

Twisted my brain again 4 years later!

Detlef doesn't like girls

https://www.quora.com/Why-do-red-and-blue-images-appear-to-be-3D

does it work without glasses? contacts? farther from the screen? are we all myopic?

without my glasses the effect diminishes, farther back even more so, but glasses help the most.. probably because im nearsighted and so the glasses help bring dat distance in!

wow rotating your head lookin at this *is* neato

the words are jumping off of my screen. They just ran -off with the tv remote... wtf.

noooice one!

Yup, It works. I over did it with the cubes.

Forward mask, Blue paint fill. One red square. Mask red. 1. Slide- the whole picture will slide. 2. Hit line tool. 3. Hit undo-Picture will return to original position with duplicate red square at undo position. 4. Repeat.

*Flemish for "big boobies!"

When will this all ever end!?

Rest in Peace. Live in Peace would be nice too.

All I seem to do is move the whole picture around with the slide tool. It has something to do with mask used with slide.

Have a go with my last draw... Background has to move, square hasn't

haha, I love the draw angry flagman :) helloooooooooooooooooooo!

I combed the comments by doing a search for slide hack in the search comments box above here, and here are some of the collected infos from all of us:

draw. mask color wanting to slidehack. click "slide" and move drawr. click something else, ie beizer. hit "undo". done and done.

subtractive taco seasoning :)
i just selected the black outline of al's guy, the red shirt fill and the blue pants fill and slid those, then hit undo. i think your grid work was in red as well and that slid, but i could have made the red shirt one tiny shade different, filled that color and selected it for the mask which would not affect the gridwork. i think idwtwwr and others have uber slide skills i'm unaware of, it would be perfect to orchestrate a group chat to assemble a master tutorial. what if we all met at a certain GMT time in a chat to assemble all of our ideas? like tomorrow at 17:00 GMT (which is something like 7:00 pm in germany, and around noon EST in USA)
idwtwwr 2/6/2010 - 10:02:50 am
yup yanbu thats one of the two most advanced slides i know. copyslide 3 colors max.

the other i kinda explained vaguely.
1. take the red cross and mask it.
2. select the pen colour to be blue
3. slide button--> paint button --> Undo
4. red cross is partially doubled now and with the paint button still selected fill the red with blue.
now only the old base of the red cross gets filled with blue.

:D its so simple :) (hasnt someone uploaded a tutorial somewhere?) anyhow

1. draw stuff 2. normalmask the colors of the stuff you wanna slidecopy 3. slide 4. hit a different linetool ( ~ O [] ) than the one currently activated 5. hit undo. OR

1. draw stuff 2. reversemask the colors of the stuff you dont wanna slidecopy 3. slide 4. hit a different linetool than the one currently activated 5. hit undo

thats the basics, i havent really figured out what happens after that, all this maskslidestuff makes using masks afterwards awkwards, maybe master fresh has some insights he wants to share. :)
fatribz 7/29/2006 - 8:19:25 am
draw something
turn on a mask color.
slide
click the mask color once
then click undo.

thats my route and i haven't notice the masks getting jacked the last handful of attempts, but they have all been reverse masking the background color and not individual colors in the draw, so i dunno! slack draws are fun, though!

how do I use the mask? I want to edit the draw and slide it, but the red square has to stay put

I cant remember how to do the slide hack move. I'll play around and try to figure it out.

hi guys, I put some comments on it above here on the draw!

Thanks Yanbu!

Hah hah hah hah stayin' alive

!!!