Jim: "Where do you think they're taking us Steve?"
Steve: "I dunno Jim... But just don't stop walking. I haven't heard that girl crying anymore and the last thing I heard her say was she was tired and was going to stop for a moment."

WHAAAAWW

love this! hi gerold! :)

freaky

I can hear the bass just looking at this.

wow these things are really powerful, no? they just rock you to your core when you lay eyes on them. weird

Billy: "Hey Mom, look at this cool photo of the cat I took..."

Hahaha :)

"Mmmm that's a nice photo, Billy"

heh where have i seen this feller before

sometimes there is a person

tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies, no disguise, guys

If I could turn the page...

||

whoa

"Got it"

1 time now...

2 times

Wow, when finishing this one I suddenly remembered I drew a similar one quite a while ago

www.10eastern.com/Gallery/gallery.php?did=40320&pageNum=16

cobra!!!! i.imgur.com/Mgz0rjm.gif

(w/ alice cooper there)

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heha it broke the linky maker, who will repair it?

got to be a. rhythm

dis one? beepbox.co/

so cool!

:D

but big muagah came through. lights
ought. gotta pay tribute to glaga goo

did we pay tribute? what happens now!? oroooooo forteeeeeeeeeeee

shit i'm not sure anymore

you've just first contact. non-fish
contact. you haven't touched or
anything but you manage to hum for a
fraction of a moment. you have a mote
moment to react, roll for reaction
forte, you know?

i repeat: you've just first contact. so make it count, because we're all counting on YOU

how about a warm and friendly hello and introduction of each party member and a how do you do who are you? jeez so much trepidation, stakes is high! do we have to roll prior to reactions? if so please nullify my introduction and just roll

wait, pretend I just whispered all that to alyssa as we were approaching. can alyssa choose here?

ok so imma gonna hafta postone til the morn to get Alyssa's reaction to this. Cease fire. Somebady look in their inventory and do somethang already!(to prepare for stength forte challenge)

seriously... look at us. we're all trying to breakdance by drawing awesome math teachers.

better throw a grenade of basil or kale or some sorta cilantro dojo habanero www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvtxmD7cXXA

we're all trying to breakdance by drawing awesome math teachers.

say hi??? i do not now what to do

Alyssa weighed in here ^

I just survived my first tornado. Ripped through the Town of Wilton and dropped a tree on the neighbor across the street. My betta fish was not amused.

oh dang. good you're alright

I'm going to go with a hello and a hand up wave. Shit how bad could this be? Math teachers are typically real nice people I've found. Can we ask her what she thinks the deal is with the small patches of grey far away that form a kind of pattern?

she says "Hem, stratums, your lifetime forecourt has been detected as soon as you arrived. You are not known to me, please statistic your nappy and your push here."

and to you yanbu she adds "The rooms in the dividend are an ancient subject no opinion knows anything about anymore"

this is on the line

and this!

the strange fish comforts you in a way you didn't realize was possible. you forgot all about that crazy oro forte in the hills. that "strong gold" your Mom wouldn't shut up about!

Then you realize this is no ordinary fish! It changes colors and turns into a sort of femur bone banana ice cream mouth clown jester!

smoothly, you slide the fish into your pocket and gain +1 meat forte.

well done, angry flag man, I can tell you have survived before and that you will again and again

Yippie! With my new found bone banana fish clown jester I do feel a bit tingly. I want to follow the creek south and hope for a break in the ice to try panning for "ORO". It will give me an idea where the veins might be.

test

1?

oh

http://zenverse.net/php-function-to-auto-convert-url-into-hyperlink/

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! ohhh yeah!!!! (kool aid man crashes thru)

huh

gist.githubusercontent.com/jasny/2000705/raw/7f2691dfe95597f96ca6383235b4062aea6c617a/linkify.php did the trick

You and your traveling companions
have randomly teleported somewhere
in the land of Oro Forte and now
find yourselves at the base of a
valley, with large, steep, snow-
covered hillsides to the North and
South. You'll never see anything
of this kind, you know, except on
the muddy banks of Wishkah.

It was dusk when you arrived and so
you've set up camp and made a fire
for warmth. The morning sun has
risen in the east and you can make
out hillsides of grassland between
the sun and yourselves. There is a
frozen river 30 yards from your
camp, which you pierced last night
to get some water. The water is
still boiling in the pot hung over
the fire pit from last night, odd.
There is a slight but constant
breeze blowing through the valley
and visibility is unhindered, you
can see for miles. What you cannot
see, however, are any signs of life
besides the grass in the distance.
Looking to the west, the valley
bends to the north a couple miles
off and gradually slopes down like
a ginormous water slide. The
valley base and hills do not seem
to have any remarkable features
besides the small patches of grey
far away that form a kind of
pattern you sorta recognize.

The sun is starting to warm you up
and you realize you are hungry.

Well, I'm off to a good start. Either Manuel ate all my MRE's or I left them in the blue bag on the counter at the place where I keep my stuff.

I going to try some ice fishing.

roll for fishing, please

I don't have any dice but I rolled a Rubiks cube across the floor and got a white side,

excellent! i'll work on a draw as soon as I can for ice fishing. beware of what lurks in the waters though! hahahahahahaahaa! i said this place was devoid of signs of life.. but sign of DEATH?! knyuck knyuck knyuck

very recognizable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eAmxgINXrE&feature=youtu.be&t=3626 yes i am for real

oughta sleep instead, butter egg'm toast

rest in peace, john conway

well the kids are falling asleep before
I think about oro forte so I think can
play some putt putt golf

well, I hate to be the bearer of bad
news, folks, but you've just embarked
in month 3. you are bound together
now, like homies. you will need to
watch each other's backs because things
are crazy out here in the Valley.
The Valley is ice cold.
It cares not for the living creatures
within its domain!
Make sure you itemize your inventory
for me now so we can make sure you are
a bad enough adventurer to survive.
thank you. also, feel free to draw
anything you want

These items, are they things we would have pre packed ahead of time?

Also what year are we in?

aye, goodies you've taken.
the year is unknown, but the time is now!

My inventory-
1 Alice pack
2.Life Straw with water purification tabs.
3 Canvas pup tent /poles and steaks.
4. 8x10 poly tarp/50 feet para cord.
5. Therma rest pad/4 season mummy bag
6. Survival blanket
7. Magnesium fire starter
8. Canteen
9. Nesting camp pot/bowl with spork and knife
10. Bowie knife
11. Leatherman muti-tool
12. Muti axe tool with camp shovel
13. Small Fish pole /tackle
14. Mossberg 500 riot 12ga/50 rounds "00' Buck.
15. Solar Light
16. First Aid kit.
17. Flair gun
18. Waterproof jacket /removable liner
19. 2 pair-t-shirts,jeans,under pants,socks.
20. Waterproof boots
21. Hoodie with orange hi-viz vest
22. Duct-tape
23. 2 rolls toilet paper
24. 4 zip-lock bags
25. 1 Psychotic pack mule names Manuel.

Shit, I forgot the booze.

NO 15. Solar Light
sorry, can't have it, you wild-facyed mad man-th!

you take the rest and leaf No.15 alone

tent
inflatable mattress
flash light
blanket
2 pillows
sword
100000000$
canteen
big backpack
4 walkietalkie
my cat
fire extinguisher
portable tv
my stuffies

Alyssa's items ^

My inventory:
biotomb 2092 model folding camping capsule
portable hole
space ice cream
protein pucks
water chisel
shoes, socks, boxers, pants, shirts, waterproof hoodie
salt
solar powered pocket piano
solar power bank
iphone with lots of music and photos of loved ones, music apps
dagger
blowgun, 10 hour sleep elixir darts
self inflating football
towel, washcloth
jaw harp
wind up toys
deck of cards
catnip seeds
chuck-e-cheese game tokens

Nobody brought whiskey, Manuel always does a shot before sleepy time. ( Quite frankly, I think Manuel has a problem.)

excellent! I think y'all are y'all set to leave camp. ask me about the area and I will tell you what I can.. or tell me what you doing so i can draw the next scene.

for your information!: that is snow below your feet, but towards the sun in this draw, it be green hills. there is a little frozen creek in the bottom of the valley here. there might be whisky in them hills, afm

tell me about the area! pleaeeeeeasee4!!

Sorry, I forgot rule #1 is to name your
party members. please draw a little
portrait in the box attached to the
line closest to the number closest to
your character's name.
please decide which month you will
embark on your adventure to Oro Forte.
If you want some advice on when to
start just say "tell me more"

Would you like to know more?

I hope I did that right but pleeaaasse let me know if I'm wrong or how to correct it and yes I'd love to know more!

tell me more

that looks geat to me, yanbu. you can't really mess up Oro Forte! that's one of it's strongest strengths!

So you'd like to know more about which month to embark in? Great! You've come to the right place. Let me start by saying the world of Oro Fotre has a lot in common with your Earth world.

It has 4 seasons that roughly correspond with 1. cold 2. warming, but windy and wet 3. hot and dry and finally 4. brisk n nicey. If you leave too early in the year, you will find yourself eating snow like everyday. if you wait too long, you'll be very hot, but then possibly nicey.

there are 12 months to choose, month 1 through month 12

that's all there is to it!

https://soundcloud.com/fatribz/beepbox-song-1
here is the character select music. it's intense. you can feel how great and mysterious the adventure will be, right??

I choose month 4! do I need to do something in the draw? I love beepbox-song-1

I will embark on the 2nd month.

Alyssa is gonna play

hi alyssa 🖐

He 'Bu, Hope you brought booze, I left mine home.

this seems just as a good any other place to start

"just as a good any other place?" worded the person

gotta start a fire sometime, amirite?

wow 4 auto actions taken by the game master due to inactivity (!!!) and we're off into some bullshit already

this is only a taste of the possibilities that Oro Forte can grant your life! here we see the character classes from left to right: 'survivor', 'inspector lector' & 'sage man'

Fun Fact: Each character depicted chose to embark at the exact same time of 'April 22, 2020'!